February 2012
12 posts
Alt Lit Gossip: SHITSTORM CUNNINGHAM STILL GOING... →
altlitgossip:
In case you didn’t know who Paul Cunningham is, you’ve probably heard his name in the past few days.
Paul Cunningham (now being referred to as Shitstorm Cunningham via this popserial post) posted an image of him messaging Walter Mackey (aka Carnivorous Judy) after rejecting his friend request…
he is indeed being ‘mad unchill’ but it’s pretty obvious he...
things i just said at the internet & myself
you are really hot
your glasses are stupid
have sex with me
be my baby
i think im gonna barf
this song is so fucking good
take me home country road
oh god
i could listen to this song all night long
in fact i will
i am shaun gannon
i have nothing to follow that
as per usual
is “as per” redundant
i don’t fuckin care
if you are reading this, commit murder.
that way...
Shocking exposé
altlitgossip:
DJ Berndt is kind of a slow editor.
MORE LIKE ALT LIT LIBEL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
“Maybe the turtle won the race because he didn’t start, he just walked away.”
–
Sam Pink, “Training” (via organic-hummus-dip)
I voted for “Training” for “Best Alt Lit Short Story” for the 2011 Alt Lit Gossip Awards, and it was the winner.
(via popserial)
WELL AINT YOU JUST THE BEEZ NEEZ
Mason Todd Johnson: (Not Quite) In Defense of... →
themason:
Everyone has been weighing in on this Marie Calloway person and I thought I’d weigh in because, dammit, I like attention too.
Here are my two opinions about Marie Calloway:
1. I don’t know if she’s a good writer.
2. She seems like a perfectly fine human being.
I don’t mean that in a jerky way,…
January 2012
22 posts
shaun g: did it please you
ana c: yessss
ana c: thank you
shaun g: good
shaun g: everything i do in my life is to please you
shaun g: i am your cultist
shaun g: if you told me to kill myself i’d ask how high
shaun g: and you’d be like “what” and i’d say “hail hydra!” and bite a cyanide capsulre
ana c: hahahaha
ana c: nooo
shaun g: because EVERYTHING I DO...
shaun g: what is the coolest thing you did today
ana c: i went to the eye doctor
ana c: and found out
ana c: i have ulcers
ana c: in my eyes
shaun g: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats not cool
shaun g: thats depressing and gross
ana c: I AM GOING TO DIE
shaun g: thats even more depressing and equally gross
