Alt Lit Gossip: SHITSTORM CUNNINGHAM STILL GOING... →
altlitgossip: In case you didn’t know who Paul Cunningham is, you’ve probably heard his name in the past few days. Paul Cunningham (now being referred to as Shitstorm Cunningham via this popserial post) posted an image of him messaging Walter Mackey (aka Carnivorous Judy) after rejecting his friend request… he is indeed being ‘mad unchill’ but it’s pretty obvious he...
things i just said at the internet & myself
you are really hot your glasses are stupid have sex with me be my baby i think im gonna barf this song is so fucking good take me home country road oh god i could listen to this song all night long in fact i will i am shaun gannon i have nothing to follow that as per usual is “as per” redundant i don’t fuckin care if you are reading this, commit murder. that way...
altlitgossip: DJ Berndt is kind of a slow editor. MORE LIKE ALT LIT LIBEL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
Maybe the turtle won the race because he didn’t start, he just walked away.– Sam Pink, “Training” (via organic-hummus-dip) I voted for “Training” for “Best Alt Lit Short Story” for the 2011 Alt Lit Gossip Awards, and it was the winner. (via popserial) WELL AINT YOU JUST THE BEEZ NEEZ
Mason Todd Johnson: (Not Quite) In Defense of... →
themason: Everyone has been weighing in on this Marie Calloway person and I thought I’d weigh in because, dammit, I like attention too. Here are my two opinions about Marie Calloway: 1. I don’t know if she’s a good writer. 2. She seems like a perfectly fine human being. I don’t mean that in a jerky way,…
shaun g: did it please you ana c: yessss ana c: thank you shaun g: good shaun g: everything i do in my life is to please you shaun g: i am your cultist shaun g: if you told me to kill myself i’d ask how high shaun g: and you’d be like “what” and i’d say “hail hydra!” and bite a cyanide capsulre ana c: hahahaha ana c: nooo shaun g: because EVERYTHING I DO...
shaun g: what is the coolest thing you did today ana c: i went to the eye doctor ana c: and found out ana c: i have ulcers ana c: in my eyes shaun g: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats not cool shaun g: thats depressing and gross ana c: I AM GOING TO DIE shaun g: thats even more depressing and equally gross