Shaun Gannon has announced his intention to read the latest and most excellent of all versions of his famous, some say world-famous, poem, “I AM SHAUN GANNON,” at the POP SERIAL/AWP CHICAGO HOUSE PARTY, Saturday, March 3rd.
imma do it!!
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Step right up. Step riiiiiiiiiight up.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i wish i’d be in chicago when this was happening
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fyi cute quirky picture artist, if you meant “the strippers, JFK and Stalin” you would have said “The strippers JFK and Stalin.” you wouldn’t have included a comma at all. yet another example the fucking stupid oxford comma is needless and perpetuated by people who feel this innate desire to feel smart because they are pretentious. fuck the oxford comma and fuck anyone who thinks it makes them superior. fuck everyone. fuck life. kill yourself.
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Pop Serial will be hosting a house party/reading Saturday, March 3rd, during AWP in Chicago.
Readers to include: Sam Pink, Steve Roggenbuck, Timothy Willis Sanders, Mike Bushnell, Andrew James Weatherhead, Cassandra Troyan, Shaun Gannon, DJ Berndt, Carolyn DeCarlo, Jackson Nieuwland, and probably more!
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View →shaun g: did it please you
ana c: yessss
ana c: thank you
shaun g: good
shaun g: everything i do in my life is to please you
shaun g: i am your cultist
shaun g: if you told me to kill myself i’d ask how high
shaun g: and you’d be like “what” and i’d say “hail hydra!” and bite a cyanide capsulre
ana c: hahahaha
ana c: nooo
shaun g: because EVERYTHING I DO IS TO SERVE THE RED SJU==KULL
shaun g: NOT YOU
shaun g: HAIL HYDRA
shaun g: *commits a suicide*
View →shaun g: what is the coolest thing you did today
ana c: i went to the eye doctor
ana c: and found out
ana c: i have ulcers
ana c: in my eyes
shaun g: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats not cool
shaun g: thats depressing and gross
ana c: I AM GOING TO DIE
shaun g: thats even more depressing and equally gross
View →View →I’m angry in real life that the contributed poems page on Neopets centers all the poems
I AM SHAUN GANNON
I AM JACKED UP
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